MISTAKES THAT I CHERISH

Going by the looks of it one would think that I just love making mistakes. Not exactly. I regret very few mistakes. Coz most of them have taught me something more about life. Now, there are certain mistakes that in hindsight, I just enjoyed making. Can't really say that I regret those mistakes. And well, there is no order to it so here goes .................

• When I was in class 4, we had this story by Ruskin Bond called "My Grandfather's Zoo". And a few days before "The World Is Not Enough" had released. So when my teacher asked of the class as to what we know about Ruskin Bond I had proudly got up and said "Ruskin bond is James Bond's father!"
• In college once I had bought a maths book which was really fat, and thick and very tough by the looks of it. One of my guy friends started teasing me and in order to threaten I picked up the book. But the book was so heavy that it pummeled sharply towards, well, a place that was well, a not very good place to hit! And how that happened I have no idea!
• According to my Mom when I was small I was very inquisitive. So inquisitive that I had actually put a cockroach inside my mouth to see how it tastes!
• In school I had once bought a Sprite bottle. My friend was taller than me and wanted a sip. So I was suddenly possessed with a demonic spirit that I would pour it into her mouth. So she lowered down her head to my level, opened her mouth, and I began pouring the Sprite. At that very moment a classmate called me and i began chatting with her forgetting the sprite thing. When she finished talking to me, I turned back to discover an empty Sprite bottle, Sprite filling every nook and crannies of the desk, chair and floor, a drenched friend with a horrific expression in her face and Sprite overflowing from her mouth!!!!